This is a blog about Andrew.

  • Andrew (talking about his friend, Joe moving to NYC): Are you ready?? I think you're ready for this jelly.
  • Joe: I think I'm ready.
  • Andrew: fuck yes you are. You are going to rip off NYC's head and SHIT DOWN NYC's NECK.
  • Joe: HAHAHAHAHA

It’s been a busy month of work and travel for our buddy, Andrew!  During all of the long hours, he found some time to head out to Disney World and see some celebs, including Oscar Award winner UGGIE, from The Artist!

"STD FREE!!!"

- Andrew after a long voicemail from his doctor.

"IT’S ABOUT A RAT COOKING FUCKING FRENCH FOOD."

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Anonymous friend of Andrew’s on The Movie,Ratatouille


It was Maggie

Andrew ran his first 1/2 marathon today!  Hooray!

Andrew ran his first 1/2 marathon today! Hooray!

"I tried to buy one, but it wouldn’t take my money!"

- Andrew describing his attempt to purchase a portable masturbatory device in Germany

"I just like embracing. Embracing is my favorite."

- Andrew Borum

"Hello! Would you care to share an embrace?"

- Andrew Borum to strangers

One of Andrew’s favorite past times (drunk or sober) is hugging strangers.  Andrew likes to call it “embracing,” and claims that it is the perfect ice breaker.  Here he is embracing a new friend! More embraces coming soon!

One of Andrew’s favorite past times (drunk or sober) is hugging strangers. Andrew likes to call it “embracing,” and claims that it is the perfect ice breaker. Here he is embracing a new friend! More embraces coming soon!

Joe took this awesome photo of Andrew and his best pal, Annabelle!

Joe took this awesome photo of Andrew and his best pal, Annabelle!