April 2012
2 posts
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I think you're ready
Andrew (talking about his friend, Joe moving to NYC): Are you ready?? I think you're ready for this jelly.
Joe: I think I'm ready.
Andrew: fuck yes you are. You are going to rip off NYC's head and SHIT DOWN NYC's NECK.
Joe: HAHAHAHAHA
March 2012
10 posts
STD FREE!!!
– Andrew after a long voicemail from his doctor.
IT’S ABOUT A RAT COOKING FUCKING FRENCH FOOD.
– Anonymous friend of Andrew’s on The Movie,Ratatouille
It was Maggie
I tried to buy one, but it wouldn’t take my money!
– Andrew describing his attempt to purchase a portable masturbatory device in Germany
I just like embracing. Embracing is my favorite.
– Andrew Borum
Hello! Would you care to share an embrace?
– Andrew Borum to strangers
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February 2012
5 posts
3 tags
1 tag
I JUST BLOGGED FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER!!!
– Andrew, after seeing how fun tumblr is and deciding he wanted to (re) blog for the first time.