April 2012
2 posts
3 tags
I think you're ready
Andrew (talking about his friend, Joe moving to NYC): Are you ready?? I think you're ready for this jelly.
Joe: I think I'm ready.
Andrew: fuck yes you are. You are going to rip off NYC's head and SHIT DOWN NYC's NECK.
Joe: HAHAHAHAHA
Apr 26th
Apr 23rd
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March 2012
10 posts
“STD FREE!!!”
– Andrew after a long voicemail from his doctor.
Mar 23rd
“IT’S ABOUT A RAT COOKING FUCKING FRENCH FOOD.”
– Anonymous friend of Andrew’s on The Movie,Ratatouille It was Maggie
Mar 19th
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Mar 18th
13 notes
“I tried to buy one, but it wouldn’t take my money!”
– Andrew describing his attempt to purchase a portable masturbatory device in Germany
Mar 9th
“I just like embracing. Embracing is my favorite.”
– Andrew Borum
Mar 8th
1 note
“Hello! Would you care to share an embrace?”
– Andrew Borum to strangers
Mar 8th
Mar 8th
4 tags
Mar 7th
2 notes
3 tags
Mar 6th
4 tags
Mar 1st
February 2012
5 posts
3 tags
Feb 29th
1 tag
Feb 29th
“I JUST BLOGGED FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER!!!”
– Andrew, after seeing how fun tumblr is and deciding he wanted to (re) blog for the first time. 
Feb 29th
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
1 note