I think you're ready
Andrew (talking about his friend, Joe moving to NYC): Are you ready?? I think you're ready for this jelly.
Joe: I think I'm ready.
Andrew: fuck yes you are. You are going to rip off NYC's head and SHIT DOWN NYC's NECK.
STD FREE!!!– Andrew after a long voicemail from his doctor.
IT’S ABOUT A RAT COOKING FUCKING FRENCH FOOD.– Anonymous friend of Andrew’s on The Movie,Ratatouille It was Maggie
I tried to buy one, but it wouldn’t take my money!– Andrew describing his attempt to purchase a portable masturbatory device in Germany
I just like embracing. Embracing is my favorite.– Andrew Borum
Hello! Would you care to share an embrace?– Andrew Borum to strangers
I JUST BLOGGED FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER!!!– Andrew, after seeing how fun tumblr is and deciding he wanted to (re) blog for the first time.